Software Programs: Installing Husband

*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy *

Dear Tech Support*,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *Romance 9.5 * and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable programs such as * *NEWS 5.0,* **MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*.*

Conversation 8.0 **no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6** **simply crashesthe system.*

Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5..3* to fix these problems,but to no avail. *

What can I do?
Signed, *
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Reply* *

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, **Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package,while *Husband1.0* is an operating system. *

Please enter command: **ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. *If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0 *should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5.. **

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to **Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. *Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *SnoringLoudly Beta. **

Whatever you do, **DO NOT* under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law1.0 *(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.) *

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: ** **Cooking 3.0* and * **Hot Looks 7.7. **

Good Luck Madam! *