Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009
When men and women thinks about party
below diagram demonstrate the process in a female and male brain during the simple question, "Shall we go for party :)"
Friday, September 4, 2009
Software Programs: Installing Husband
*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy *
Dear Tech Support*,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *Romance 9.5 * and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable programs such as * *NEWS 5.0,* **MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*.*
Conversation 8.0 **no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6** **simply crashesthe system.*
Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5..3* to fix these problems,but to no avail. *
What can I do?
Signed, *
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______ *
Reply* *
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, **Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package,while *Husband1.0* is an operating system. *
Please enter command: **ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. *If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0 *should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5.. **
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to **Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. *Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *SnoringLoudly Beta. **
Whatever you do, **DO NOT* under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law1.0 *(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.) *
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: ** **Cooking 3.0* and * **Hot Looks 7.7. **
Good Luck Madam! *
Dear Tech Support*,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *Romance 9.5 * and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable programs such as * *NEWS 5.0,* **MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*.*
Conversation 8.0 **no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6** **simply crashesthe system.*
Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5..3* to fix these problems,but to no avail. *
What can I do?
Signed, *
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______ *
Reply* *
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, **Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package,while *Husband1.0* is an operating system. *
Please enter command: **ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. *If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0 *should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5.. **
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to **Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. *Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *SnoringLoudly Beta. **
Whatever you do, **DO NOT* under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law1.0 *(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.) *
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: ** **Cooking 3.0* and * **Hot Looks 7.7. **
Good Luck Madam! *
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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